hotboyproblems:

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don’t worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we’ll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wilwheaton:

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konkeydongcountry:

prokopetz:

maydaykoigo:

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

dankmemeuniversity:

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Shakira Shakira

rihardgansey:

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

anxietyproblem:

babyanimalgifs:

Did I win?? 

(via)

thotette:

stayfabulousbaabe:

thotette:

I blinked 182 times now what

You die

oh

nickelbackthatassup:

damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.